My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
i really want you to get that chicken man
If it makes you feel better I reblog this every time I see it.
Just for you.
hearing anything similar to the sound of your alarm clock/school bell
Our parents always warned us about middle-aged men on the internet
But they always made it seem like they’d be the ones stalking us
EVERY FUCKING AWARD
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY ANIMATE THIS
- *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
- *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
- *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
- *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
- *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
The best thing about mission 1 is that it’s mostly cutscenes
Oh dear mother its more than just the cut scenes
Maybe in the other games it is.
But in DMC4 it is cutscene after cutscene. The fight with Dante isn’t that long, and that’s the only gameplay in mission 1.
It didn’t even take me a minute to finish :/
Oh no I meant him bring naked. But that works too